- Author: Henry Martin Author Record # 84157
- Birthplace: Louisville, Kentucky, USA
- Birthdate: 15 July 1925
- Deathdate: 30 June 2020
- Language: English
- Webpages: Wikipedia-EN
- Used These Alternate Names: H. Martin
- Author Tags: fairy (1), city (1), contemporary (1), humor (1), typical businessman type (1)
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- Cartoon: "Is your son still fooling around with those rockets, Joe?" (1956) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Here is a bulletin just handed me — the National Weather Service advises everyone to proceed home, sit quietly and wait." (1981)
- Cartoon: "Isn't it about time, Doctor, that we released the cold and flu viruses for this season?" (1981)
- Cartoon: "This is a mixture of everything we have in the lab. I haven't done this since I was a kid monkeying around with my Gilbert Junior Chemistry set." (1981)
- Cartoon: no caption (1982)
- Cartoon: no caption (1982)
- Cartoon: "Now then, we want you to write a large, sweeping novel called 'The Last Days of L.A.' chronicling events of the big earthquake and mud slide. We'll have it ready for immediate release in six languages the day after the Richter hits 9.2." (1982)
- Cartoon: "When you said, 'Someday our ship will come in,' I never dreamed it would be a space ship." (1982)
- Cartoon: "What's the Matter? Cat got your tongue?" (1982)
- Cartoon: "The bad news is we're worms. The good news is worms being entry level for reincarnation we have no way to go but up." (1983)
- Cartoon: "I knew there was more to fear than fear itself!" (1983)
- Cartoon: "I just heard the tone and the time was 1:00 P.M., but it seemed out of joint. Check that out, Smarkins" (1983)
- Cartoon: "Their royal highnesses, Princes Ed, Fred, Ned and Ted of Leaprovia." (1983)
- Cartoon: Assorted Chocolates (1984)
- Cartoon: "Miss Millerman, I don't seem to be getting the French vocabulary drill on my terminal. I seem to be getting this really raunchy porno flick." (1984)
- Cartoon: "As near as professor Klock can make out we've landed on the planet of the dead." (1984)
- Cartoon: "While you were inside I thought I heard an organ grinder playing 'Nellie Bly,' a newspaper boy shouting 'EXTRA,' a vendor calling 'Raspberries! Red Raspberries,' and an iceman chiseling ice. But it was just the wind." (1984)
- Cartoon: "Over the black hole and through the Milky Way to Grandfather's pod we go!" (1984)
- Cartoon: "You'll find the tall men's shop on the fifth floor sir." (1985)
- Cartoon: no caption (1985)
- Cartoon: "Wouldn't it be nice, Alice, if somehow we could freeze this moment in time?" (1985)
- Cartoon: "Where do you suppose we've been all our lives?" (1985) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: no caption (The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction October 1985) (1985)
- Cartoon: no caption (1986)
- Cartoon: "Come take a look, Alice. I think the man in the Moon is Boy George." (1986)
- Cartoon: "How I made it into here without even a lifetime achievement award is a miracle to me." (1986)
- Cartoon: no caption (1986)
- Cartoon: "Hi There! I'd like to grant you three wishes with the exception of any in the areas of politics, ecology and state and local lotteries." (1986)
- Cartoon: "Good evening. I'd like to perform for you a native Martian folk dance that tells the story of the first Martian who buzzes earth, returns to Mars and becomes a national hero." (1986)
- Cartoon: "In the ongoing struggle for men's souls, I think you should be aware that heaven doesn't have a piano bar." (1987)
- Cartoon: "Good evening, club member M375! Lighten up! Smile! Here's looking at you! Cheers! Down the hatch! Enjoy! Have a nice day! Not to worry! Ta ta!" (1987)
- Cartoon: "It says here that you dug up Mrs. Clancy's rose bushes, bit Agnes Pendleton on the ankle, knocked over old lady Wagner's porcelain lamp and chewed up Mr. Grebner's slippers. You chased the Fullum's cat and constantly chased squirrels, rabbits and preschoolers...." (1987)
- Cartoon: "2048 A.D. and step on it." (1987)
- Cartoon: "Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Woodford Woodchuck with a guestimate of how much wood I would chuck if I would or could chuck wood." (1987)
- Cartoon: EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES (1987)
- Cartoon: "Good evening. I'm Ed Follansbee. Today the world came within this much of coming to an end." (1987)
- Cartoon: "In front of you now is the anaconda, Eunectes murinus, a large water boa from South America. Oviparous, the adult anaconda grows to a length of 20 feet, weighs around 230 pounds and feeds on ..." (1987)
- Cartoon: "Your wife says to tell you she doesn't like the way you're managing the money she left you." (1987)
- Cartoon: "Hoagies, scrappies, pretzels, cheesesteaks! Hoagies, scrappies, pretzels, cheesesteaks!" (1987)
- Cartoon: no caption (1987)
- Cartoon: "I believe we all agree that the secret of investment success relies heavily on our ability to know what's going to happen before it happens, which brings me to our new board member, Madame Valesty." (1987)
- Cartoon: "Gordie's had a look under your hood, Mr. Holbrook, and this is what he found." (1988)
- Cartoon (F&SF, February 1988) (1988)
- Cartoon: "Clear your mind at two o'clock this afternoon.: (1988)
- Cartoon: "In 1974 I was a member of the Metlife Million Dollar Club." "Well, I was the first woman C.E.O. of a Fortune 400." (1988)
- Cartoon: "How do I know that time contraption of yours really works, Harry, and that you've just whizzed back from 3087 A.D.?" (1988)
- Cartoon: "Oh dear, Willard, I had hoped your soul would rest in peace." (1988)
- Cartoon: "They said you can't take it with you but I did." (1989)
- Cartoon: "In memory of all the sailors that fell off the edge of the earth prior to the discovery that the earth was round." (1989) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: no caption (1989) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "May I have him call you back? He's mid martini and a re-broadcast of Orson Welle's 'War of the Worlds.'" (1989)
- Cartoon: "I wish Orville and Wilbur had lived to see this day." (1989) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Five New Stars" (1989)
- Cartoon: "It feels like it's just hanging there and any minute it's going to really let loose and come down." (1990) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "If Trees Could Talk" (1990)
- Cartoon: "Mr. Fourth Dimension: The Man Who Could Walk Through Walls." (1990)
- Cartoon (The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, April 1990) (1990)
- Cartoon: "Edna had a child out of wedlock in 1962!" (1990)
- Cartoon: "Just have a seat there with the others, Mr. Willard. Our computer is down." (1990)
- Cartoon: "Prosperity? Spring? Love?" (1990)
- Cartoon: "Oh, the hat ... it's my birthday, sir, and the kitchen staff is giving me a little party." (1990)
- Cartoon: "The best time to buzz earth is between the hours of 5 and 7 P.M. - the so-called 'Happy Hour'." (1990)
- Cartoon: "We need a scapegoat! Thaw somebody out." (1990)
- Cartoon: "Left to right: Back row: Marley, Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Future. Front row: Hamlet's father, Banquo, Elvira, Georgie and Headless Horseman." (1991)
- Cartoon: "Remarkable pictures coming back from the Hubble Space Telescope zoom in closer to stars than ever thought possible." (1991)
- Cartoon: "I just want to use your time machine to go back to last Thursday to see if I can remember where I left my glasses." (1991)
- Cartoon: "Welcome and may I say I'm pleased to meet the man who gave the world linguini with pesto sauce!" (1991) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "If you ask me, I think it's the greenhouse effect." (1991)
- Cartoon: "I'm Alabamy bound There'll be no 'Heebie Jeebies' hangin' 'round ..." (1991)
- Cartoon: "I can talk, sure, but to talk intelligently don't I need a college education?" (1991)
- Cartoon: "How's everything going in the twilight zone?" (1991)
- Cartoon: "Hey, pal. lighten up!" (1991)
- Cartoon: "Hi I'm Taffy the talking dog. When my career in show biz ended I decided to go back to school and wondered if you'd like to buy a magazine subscription to help pay my tuition." (1991) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "We're the star that inspired the verse 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.' Yeah? Well we're the star that inspired the song: 'When You Wish Upon a Star.'" (1991) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "You're a cat person? I'm a cat person too!" (1991) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "The nitty gritty of space settlement." (1992)
- Cartoon: "Hi! I'm Captain Christmas and I'm here to get you through the holidays with no fuss, muss or bother." (1992) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Hi! We've come home to roost!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "If you intend to make a go of it in this job, Parmenter. You've got to get connected." (1992)
- Cartoon: "You'll never guess who this is. No, guess again. No ..." (1992)
- Cartoon: "Wouldn't you know! It's the same movie we saw going out!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "Goodbye, cruel world!" (1992) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "A meteor is coming! A meteor is coming!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "Today you are to shape clouds to resemble the following: a cute little duckie, a big fat piggie, a funny little bunny ..." (1992)
- Cartoon: "Good news, Ed! My troubles have melted like lemon drops and I'm way above the chimney tops!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "Hey! Wait a minute, guys! I haven't had my fifteen minutes of celebrity!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "I usually can't tell where people are from but Floridians look like Florida." (1993)
- Cartoon: "Have a nice day! Have a nice day! Have a nice ..." (1993)
- Cartoon: "... happy combined birthdays, Mr. Presidents, happy birthdays to you!" (1993)
- Cartoon: "1991 winner of the paper airplane contest." (1993) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Magic Trick #278" (1993)
- Cartoon: "Now then, Ms. White, tell me about your relationship with these seven little men." (1993)
- Cartoon: "The Book of Genesis. The big bang. The Book of Genesis. The big bang. The Book of ..." (1993)
- Cartoon: "I wish just once, Bergstrom, you and I could operate on the same wave length." (1993)
- Cartoon: no caption (1993)
- Cartoon: "Wow! I won a $275 jackpot while I was alive and now this!" (1993)
- Cartoon: "Doesn't anyone care about the future?" (1994)
- Cartoon: "This is our last date, Ed. I'm sorry, but apparently my unicorn fetish is a teenage phase I've outgrown." (1994)
- Cartoon: "I'm terribly sorry, but next week is the blessing of the animals." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Well, I always say, It's good to get away and it's good to get home." (1994)
- Cartoon: no caption (1994)
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- Cartoon: "What I did this summer. This summer I saw Jurassic Park and bought a Jurassic Park T-shirt and a Jurassic Park coloring book and a Jurassic Park sound track cassette and a Jurassic Park cap and a Jurassic Park pencil case and a Jurassic Park lunchbox and a Jurassic Park rubber tyrannosaur and a Jurassic Park ..." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Now aside from the cigar, what is there about your cat that makes you think he's Winston Churchill reincarnated?" (1994)
- Cartoon: "You know what I like about heaven? It's all good guys." (1994)
- Cartoon: "In my last show I was cast as an assistant to a magician." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Have a nice day!" (1994)
- Cartoon: "I guess that's somebody's idea of heaven, but it's not mine." (1995) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Sometimes when you see how other people live, you realize how really fortunate you are." (1995) [only as by H. Martin]
- Cartoon: "Ahhh! I think we've finally got a line on what's causing your shortness of breath." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Is the invisible man Psychotic?" (1995)
- Cartoon: "I suspect Dr. Kevorkian had a hand in this." (1995)
- Cartoon: "That we both want to be reincarnated as cats is a lovely and comforting thought, Mr. Burlington, but not necessarily the basis for a deep and lasting relationship." (1995)
- Cartoon: "I think the thing that surprised me the most about heaven is how many lawyers there were." (1995)
- Cartoon: "This is where Henry keeps an eye on a number of potentially explosive situations." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Odd. I can't hear your heart. Have you been to San Francisco recently?" (1995)
- Cartoon: "Excuse me. Are you from Mars or is that some sort of communication implant?" (1996)
- Cartoon: "Honestly, Alice, you see one UFO you've seen 'em all." (1996)
- Cartoon: "I have a feeling it's something more than just the dawn of another day." (1996)
- Carton: "Wally always was a puzzle — on top of which, now, some of the pieces are missing." (1996)
- Cartoon: "... and now with the details regarding his stance on foreign policy, affirmative action, Medicare, and self-employment, allow me to introduce Ed Cosenstock, candidate for President of the United States." (1996)
- Cartoon: "Ed, the Feds are on to you. Get yourself to another island." (1996)
- Cartoon: "I agreed to this experiment because I learned to fly, but you ... I don't get it." (1996)
- Cartoon: "In memory of all the seamen who fell off the Earth prior to 1492." (1996)
- Cartoon: "We've lived here seventeen years, Artie. I think it's time to see where that door leads." (1997)
- Cartoon: "When I was just a few months old my parents went the divorce route, finding new mates and new agendas and I was raised by wolves." (1997)
- Cartoon: "I've been in contact with a psychic who promises to give me protection from the evil eye, unlock the hidden powers within me, open new creative channels and help enter a new universe of being, all via E-mail." (1997)
- Cartoon: "I hope you'll join us next Saturday to celebrate our hooking up with the World Wide Web." (1997)
- Cartoon: "It's for you. It's a communications company with a money saving plan for your long distance calls." (1997)
- Cartoon: "Hi there! I've been sent to be your guardian angel!" (1998)