- Author: Joseph Farris Author Record # 84161
- Legal Name: Farris, Joseph G.
- Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey, USA
- Birthdate: 30 May 1924
- Deathdate: 28 January 2015
- Language: English
- Webpages: legacy.com, library.syr.edu
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- U. F. O. Ho! Ho! (1968)
- U. F. O. Ho! Ho! (1968)
- U. F. O. Ho! Ho! (unknown)
- Cartoon: "Da steht 'Made in Japan' " [German] (1981)
- Cartoon: no caption (SF Perry Rhodan Magazin Mai 1981) [German] (1981)
- Cartoon: "Help!" [German] (1981)
- Cartoon: "Schau mal — ein UFO!" [German] (1981)
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- Cartoon: "I'm sorry, but there's no way medical science can change you from a canine to a human." (1981)
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- Cartoon: "You're suffering from underexposure." (1981)
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- Cartoon: "Mythical Family of Four" (1982)
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- Cartoon: "Hold it!" (1982)
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- Cartoon: "I just invented it and I'm thinking of calling it 'wheel.' What do you think?" (1982)
- Cartoon: "Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?" (1983)
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- Cartoon: "A take-over bid of some sorts?" (1983)
- Cartoon: "We got tired of being broken into." (1983)
- Cartoon: "Beautiful Day." (1983)
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- Cartoon: "Al ... come quick!" (1984)
- Cartoon: "Have you met the little woman?" (1984)
- Cartoon: no caption (1985)
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- Cartoon: "I've been hearing some disturbing things about you!" (1985)
- Cartoon: "It's nothing really. Just a scratch." (1985)
- Cartoon: "Enjoy the ratrace dear." (1985)
- Cartoon: no caption (1986)
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- Cartoon: "You can wait if you want. I'm going on." (1986)
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- Cartoon: "Rodman has a marvelous green thumb. He can grow things anywhere!" (1986)
- Cartoon: "Stop peering into the future." (1987)
- Cartoon: "How about Tom Brokaw for a change?" (1987)
- Cartoon: "Well son, we have good bacteria and we have bad bacteria. That's a bad bacteria." (1987)
- Cartoon: "This certainly beats farming!" (1987)
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- Cartoon: "It's original but something about it bothers me." (1987)
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- Cartoon: "There's no use calling your lawyer. He's here too." (1988)
- Cartoon: "Maybe it's one of those superstations." (1988)
- Cartoon: "Say cheese, Sire." (1988)
- Cartoon: "What's wrong with feeling elephantine? You are, after all, an elephant." (1988)
- Cartoon: "Never in a million years would I have thought we would be able to get the Met's games here." (1988)
- Cartoon: "And when, Kong, did you first notice you were attracted to human females?" (1988)
- Cartoon: "It's all in the mind." (1989)
- Cartoon: "Evolve ... it's great!" (1989)
- Cartoon: "Who the hell are you? (1989)
- Cartoon: "Is nothing sacred?" (1989)
- Cartoon: "Elsworth is my rock of Gibralter." (1990)
- Cartoon: no caption (1990)
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- Cartoon: "I just love the pitter-patter on the roof. Don't you?" (1990)
- Cartoon: "The missing piece of the puzzle was the identity of the murder suspect." (1990)
- Cartoon: "Let's face it. This is a dog-eat-dog business." (1990)
- Cartoon: no caption (1991)
- Cartoon: "Poor guy suffers from acrophobia." (1991)
- Cartoon: "Take it in ... it's fiber!" (1991)
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- Cartoon: "It's embarrassing, I can't seem to remember anything ... short-term or long-term!" (1991)
- Cartoon: "Is it possible that you're babying him a bit too much?" (1992)
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- Cartoon: "Run, run. I have a strong feeling something's gaining on us!" (1992)
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- Cartoon: "You contact the Johnny Carson show and I'll contact the Letterman people." (1992)
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- Cartoon:"Sure, I can talk but I still feel culturally illiterate." (1992)
- Cartoon: "Can't we settle this in a civilized manner?" (1992)
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- Cartoon: "At the risk of being redundant, I'm Mr. Eggplant." (1993)
- Cartoon: "See you in the comics." (1993)
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- Cartoon: "We'd like to talk to you about a free-trade treaty." (1993)
- Cartoon: "'Surf and turf.' 'Same.'" (1993)
- Cartoon: "Perhaps we should declare we have an illegal alien before someone notices." (1994)
- Cartoon: "You'll be back." (1994)
- Cartoon: "I think we should all be thankful we have a hole of our own." (1994)
- Cartoon: "You want my social security number?" (1994)
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- Cartoon: "Now that's what I call a saltbox!" (1994)
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- Cartoon: "As if global competition wasn't bad enough ..." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Don't forget to back up." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Eight lives down ... one to go." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Somehow, I didn't think there would be any need for therapy here." (1995)
- Cartoon: "You're lucky. I couldn't find anything off the rack. I have to have my suits custom made." (1995)
- Cartoon: "Hold it. It's Uncle Ezra!" (1995)
- Cartoon: "Socrates" (1995)
- Cartoon: "Have you considered a face lift?" (1996)
- Cartoon: "Don't moo me. I'll moo you." (1996)
- Cartoon: "Do you do trunk enhancement?" (1996)
- Cartoon: "Have you tried non-fat milk?" (1996)
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- Cartoon: "I like banking there. It makes me feel my money's safe." (1997)
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- Cartoon: "I want you to go vegetarian." (1997)
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- Cartoon: "I'm working on my abs." (1998)
- Cartoon: "The police are out-gunned once again!" (1998)
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- Cartoon: "Meow." (1998)
- Cartoon: "I can't make it. I'm dead." (1998)
- Cartoon: "Do you have a longer straw?" (1998)
- Cartoon: "Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!" (1998)
- Cartoon: "Psst ... e=mc˛." (1999)
- Cartoon: "I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the Moon, but that it's now extinct." (1999)
- Cartoon: "For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarians!" (1999)
- Cartoon: "What's the big rush?" (1999)
- Cartoon: "If it looks like a human, walks like a human, yaks like a human, it's a human." (1999)
- Cartoon: "I think it's pretty obvious what my problem is." (2000)
- Cartoon: "Sorry, I can't make it. I'm tied up." (2000)
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- Cartoon: "Looks like the gods are feeling playful." (2001)
- Cartoon: "My fantasy is that my wool will be made into a sweater worn by Nicole Kidman." (2001)
- Cartoon: "Pepsi or Coke?" (2001)
- Cartoon: "Put it in writing!" (2001)
- Cartoon: "The downsizing appears to be going well." (2001)
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- Cartoon: "For The Word: www.god.com." (2002)
- Cartoon: "Identity thief! Identity thief!" (2002)
- Cartoon: "'You Lie!' 'Numbers don't lie!'" (2002)
- Cartoon: "The bull who chose not to run at Pamplona." (2002)
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- Cartoon: "Do you mind? It's for me." (2002)
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- Cartoon: "Where did the time go?" (2003)
- Cartoon: "I give up." (2003)
- Cartoon: "It's a significant strike but still somewhat disappointing" (2003)
- Cartoon: "I'm six feet under. Where are you?" (2003)
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- Cartoon: "I understand these are certified organic ants." (2003)
- Cartoon: "You've lost touch with reality." (2004)
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- Cartoon: "Here too?" (2004)
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- Cartoon: "What do you expect, Methuselah? Of course you're going to have senior moments!" (2004)
- Cartoon: "My warranty stated I could take it with me." (2004)
- Cartoon: "It's a great read!" (2005)
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- Cartoon: "Doctor, those pills you prescribed for Orlando did give him more energy, but ..." (2006)
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- Cartoon: "He's a Neanderthal executive, but he gets things done." (2006)
- Cartoon: "What a comfort to know our species will dominate forever." (2006)
- Cartoon: "I decided to test the premise that I'm your best friend" (2007)
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- Cartoon: "Seeing Eye Man." (2007)
- Cartoon: "If you recall, I did say there might be side effects." (2008)
- Cartoon: "MIT" (2010)
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