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•  Shaggy B.E.M. Stories • interior artwork by Nancy Mayberry
• [1] • Introduction (Shaggy B.E.M. Stories) • essay by Mike Resnick
• 1 • The Swordsmen of Varnis • (1950) • short story by Clive Jackson [as by Geoffrey Cobbe]
• 4 • Backstage Lensman • (1978) • novelette by Randall Garrett
• 25 • Masters of the Metropolis • (1956) • short story by Lin Carter and Randall Garrett
• 32 • Grebzlam's Game • (1974) • short story by Richard A. Lupoff [as by Ova Hamlet]
• 39 • The Smooth Universe by R***** S********* • short story by Barry N. Malzberg
• 43 • The Barbarian • (1956) • short story by Poul Anderson
• 52 • John Carper and His Electric Barsoom • (1959) • short story by Robert Coulson and Gene DeWeese
• 58 • Queen of Borr • short story by R. C. Walker
• 75 • At the Mountains of Murkiness • (1940) • short story by Arthur C. Clarke
• 84 • Miss McWhortle's Weird • (1970) • short story by Donald A. Wollheim
• 89 • Engineer to the Gods by Hitler I. E. Bonner • (1972) • short story by John Sladek (variant of Engineer to the Gods...R*b*rt H**nl**n (Hitler I.E. Bonner))
• 95 • Broot Force by Iclick as-i-move • (1972) • short story by John Sladek (variant of Broot Force...*s**c *s*m*v (Iclick As-I-Move))
• 100 • The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline • [Thiotimoline • 1] • (1948) • short story by Isaac Asimov
• 109 • Junkmail • short story by Janet Kagan
• 113 • Stalking the Unicorn with Gun and Camera • (1986) • short story by Mike Resnick
• 119 • Jabberwocky for Fandom • (1954) • poem by Robert Bloch
• 121 • The Nine Billion Puns of God • (1981) • short fiction by Ralph Roberts (variant of The Nine Billion Heavenly Puns)
• 124 • The Chicago Plan to Save a Species • (1976) • short story by Thomas A. Easton
• 129 • Land of the Great Horse Laughs • (1980) • short story by Larry Tritten
• 134 • The Star Sneak • (1974) • short story by Larry Tritten
• 139 • Love's Prurient Interest • (1983) • short story by Cathy Ball
• 159 • "Balloon, Oh Balloon!" • short story by Ray Bradbury and Algis Budrys (variant of "Balloon, Oh, Balloon!" 1965) [as by Algirdas J. Budrys]
• 166 • Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson • [Maureen Birnbaum] • (1982) • short story by George Alec Effinger
• 175 • Maureen Birnbaum at the Earth's Core • [Maureen Birnbaum] • (1986) • short story by George Alec Effinger
• 191 • The Works of M. M. Moamrath • (1975) • short story by Joseph F. Pumilia and Bill Wallace [as by Joe Pumilia and Bill Wallace]
• 208 • Cthu'lablanca and Other Lost Screenplays • short story by Howard Waldrop (variant of Moamrath in Hollywood: Cthu'lablanca and Other Lost Screenplays 1976)
• 223 • Two Sort-of Adventures • (1978) • short story by Richard A. Lupoff [as by Ova Hamlet]
• 231 • Star Spats • (1980) • short story by Jayge Carr
• 244 • Baggieworld • short story by Joel Rosenberg
• 255 • Nutrimancer • (1987) • short story by Marc Laidlaw