Fiction and Essays (view Full Listing)

• 3 • From the Desk of the Boortean Ambassador (The Drabbler, October 2010). • essay by Terrie Leigh Relf
• 4 • From the Messy Desk of the Managing Editor Who Had the Foresight and Good Sense to Assign the Boortean Ambassador to the Drabble Contests • essay by Tyree Campbell
• 7 • Two by Two • short story by Lauren McBride
• 8 • Epicurious • short story by Jacquelyne Drainville
• 9 • Welcome to the Season Finalé of The Transgalactic Chef • short story by Terrie Leigh Relf [as by The Boortean Ambassador]
• 11 • Conspiracy Theory • short story by Gerri Leen
• 12 • You Never Know What You're Gonna Get • short story by Desmond Warzel
• 13 • Deliberation • short story by Jade Alex Çarbon
• 14 • The Exciting Adventures of the Salad Shooters • short story by Mark Robyn
• 15 • The Food of Gods or She Dines Alone in a Restaurant and Dreams of Immortality • short story by Edward Cox
• 16 • "How to Prevent Carrot Attacks" From the Department of Preparedness • short story by C. L. Perria
• 17 • Vampire's Bane • short story by C. L. Perria
• 18 • Mars, 2118: A Field Near the Agricultural Research Station for the Study of Earthling Behaviour • short story by J. J. Steinfeld
• 19 • Myopic Seyfert, Having Sown His First Vegetable Garden, Cooks Dinner for His Parents • short story by Julie Mark Cohen
• 21 • Night of the Living Salad • short story by Carrie Rogers
• 22 • Point and Click • short story by Matthew Stranach
• 23 • Momma E's Mother of All Meals • short story by Francis W. Alexander
• 24 • Flower, Sugar, Butter, Eggs, Vanilla Extract • short story by Barb Henny
• 25 • Screaming Steamers • short story by Mark Keigley
• 26 • Healthy Eating Saves Lives • short story by Peter Andrew Smith
• 27 • It Came from the Fridge • short story by Trina Jacobs
• 28 • The Gelatinous March • short story by Pedro Iniguez
• 29 • To Die For • short story by Melissa Mead
• 31 • Special Feature: From Michelle Tabor's 7th Grade Humanities Class at the American Embassy School in New Delhi, India • essay by uncredited
• 33 • When Pies Attack • short story by Anjali Dhillon
• 34 • Attack of the Killer Chips • short story by Rashmi Crockford
• 35 • The Bacon's Revenge • short story by Gayatri Ketavarapu
• 36 • When Cafeteria Food Attacks • short story by Iman Nawab
• 37 • When Soda Came Flying... • short story by Mohini Narasimhan
• 38 • Vegetables of the World Unite! • short story by Katrin Fisher
• 39 • The Attack of the Icebreakers • short story by Anja Mattson
• 40 • Salad Vs. Apples • short story by Sachin Holdheim