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• 9 • Introduction to The Troublesome Amputee • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 15 • Where the Heart Isn't • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 16 • A New Leaf • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 17 • Full of Flava • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 18 • A Cut Above • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 19 • Infomercial • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 20 • Three Spider Sisters • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 21 • Tricks of the Trade • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 22 • Casket Climber • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 23 • A Living Nightmarionette • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 24 • Closet • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 25 • Free Range • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 26 • The End of the Affair • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 27 • Harelip • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 28 • InDenture Servitude • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 29 • Who's Been Nice • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 30 • Past • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 31 • Bledful • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 32 • No Protection, or: Trojan Strikes Again • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 33 • Visiting the AbortAretum • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 39 • The Troublesome Amputee • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 42 • Plunder Revisited • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 43 • Demands of the Voluptuous Virginal Sacrifice • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 45 • Jung's Diet • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 46 • Werewolf Limerick #1 • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 46 • Werewolf Limerick #2 • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 47 • Angry Princess Limerick • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 47 • ...And Then She Left with His Money • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 48 • The East Coast Is a Horndog • (2005) • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 49 • Ambush Makeover • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 50 • Loveable Lambchop the Mutilator vs. Super Virgin Dragon Girls • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 53 • Hairy Trigger • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 54 • Will Work for Food • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 56 • Marvels of Horror • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 63 • Wilderness Dump • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 64 • Dead Car Returns • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 65 • Sunday Crimes • poem by Jennifer C. Barnes and John Edward Lawson
• 66 • Dermabrasion • poem by Jennifer C. Barnes and John Edward Lawson
• 67 • Deeper Into Faith • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 68 • Automated Vision • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 69 • The Wizard of Id, Revisited • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 70 • Audited • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 71 • Fuck Staying Hungry • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 73 • The Good Girls' Soliloquy • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 74 • Wedding Night in the Flower Bed • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 75 • Performance Etiquette • (2002) • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 76 • The Difficult Resolution • (2005) • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 77 • DesensitEyes • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 78 • My Grain Siesta • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 79 • From London to Wall Street • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 80 • Allahpolooza • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 82 • Journalism Neuveau • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 83 • The Strongest One to the Wallace • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 84 • Mowing the Pawn • (2005) • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 85 • Expedition to Have • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 86 • Matinee Gallery • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 87 • Webster's Infidelity • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 88 • The Chain Letter • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 89 • Grandfather's Death Mask • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 90 • After • poem by John Edward Lawson
• 91 • Survivor • poem by John Edward Lawson