Synopsis: Jane's not happy. She's been packed off to England to fight in a war, when she'd much rather be snogging her new boyfriend. Unfortunately, Jane's enemies have been busy stirring up some major trouble—the kind that attracts a lot of attention. In other words, they're not making it easy for Jane to get any alone time with Anyan, or to indulge in her penchant for stinky cheese. Praying she can pull off a Joan of Arc without the whole martyrdom thing, Jane must lead Alfar and halflings alike in a desperate battle to combat an ancient evil. Catapulted into the role of the most unlikely hero ever, Jane has to fight her own insecurities as well as the doubts of those who don't think she can live up to her new role as Champion. Along the way Jane learns that some heroes are born, some heroes are made, and some heroes are bribed with promises of food and sex.