Synopsis: An American visiting Japan is endangered by the worst earthquake in the island nation‟s history. While fighting to get out of the devastated country, he is bitten on his penis by an ant that has been zombified by a rare fungus... and further mutated from exposure to nuclear fallout from the battered and leaking Fukushima nuclear complex. Scared, tired and battling a flesh-eating monster in his pants, he yearns to return home, return to normal, and rid himself of the creature so near and dear to his... .groin.