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Synopsis: Eric's day is off to a rough start: his regional managers are in town, he's running late to work, the moon seems to be falling apart, and he just can't seem to get his tie right. At least he has his priorities straight: it's the little things that matter. The world may be plunging into chaos, the neighborhood children might be mutating into abominations, but that doesn't mean he can let his standards slip. If he and his co-workers can survive their nightmare walk to the office, then Eric has a plan for success...