"What follows is possibly the most important thing you've ever read. This is the one you've been waiting for: the origin of me, and all the secrets of my life. What, you thought everything began when I first met Caspian? HA! That man is little more than a footnote in the encyclopedia that has been my life. It began on Murk. You know Murk, don't you? Muddy little planet, indigenous population, nice trees. I was sent there with a platoon of other robots, all with one mission. But it turned out not to be what I expected. In fact, NOTHING turned out to be what I expected. What followed was a series of near escapes, death-defying stunts, a rag-tag list of nefarious characters and at the center of it all: me, your hero. I can't say I knew what was coming for me when they first brought me online. But by the time it was all over, I was a changed 'bot. And I knew I could never trust anyone ever again. Until a certain human came along. And he might not be the one you're expecting. If you're looking for the most entertaining story of your life, read on. If not, it's your loss." Goodreads Aug 24, 2022

Data from Amazon & Goodreads as of Aug 24, 2022 Cover art from artist Artstation site