- Author: Arthur Masear Author Record # 84221
- Birthdate: 1958
- Language: English
- Used These Alternate Names: Scott Arthur Masear
- Author Tags: space opera (1)
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- Cartoon: "I know I can't! I know I can't! I know I can't!" (1992)
- Cartoon: "It seems harmless enough, Starbase. I'm going to check it out." (1992)
- Cartoon: "No radio" (1992)
- Cartoon: "Don't forget to thaw me in the afternoon, dear." (1992)
- Cartoon: "And all this time I've been telling my kids the cow made it over the moon." (1993)
- Cartoon: "The man at the next table would like you to join him sir." (1993)
- Cartoon: "I told you that wasn't a skeet!" (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Whatever you do, don't wish for a stress-free life with a never ending cash flow." (1993)
- Cartoon: "Scientists Study Dick Clark's Shadow." (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "You realize, Jacobs, this could very well make skepticism obsolete." (1993)
- Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, April 1993) (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Set on tingle." (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Yes, ground control, I can see Pluto, but ..." (1993)
- Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, June 1993) (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "I felt that!" (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, September 1993) (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Higher! Higher!" (1993)
- Cartoon: "I have come to take you , Professor Hanover ... Whoa! Babe alert!" (1993)
- Cartoon: "I keep finding these odd dryers in my socks." (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Now where did that horse go?" (1993) [only as by Scott Arthur Masear]
- Cartoon: "Laser Scan" (1993)
- Cartoon: "So much for your untouched by modern civilization theory." (1993)
- Cartoon: no caption (1993)
- Cartoon: "The global warming eradicator is in place, mission control." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Jacoby is new in the business." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Yeah, I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, who wants to know?" (1994)
- Cartoon: "'Tastes great!' 'Less Filling!'" (1994)
- Cartoon: "Wait a minute ... I don't remember that constellation!" (1994)
- Cartoon: "FREEZE ME AGAIN." (1994)
- Cartoon: "Take a good look at the enemy, gentlemen." (1995)
- Cartoon: no caption (1995)
- Cartoon: "Oh no, not another aborted mission!" (1996)
- Cartoon: "They never should have let them breed." (1996)
- Cartoon: "Secret Crushes ... Today on Joanie." (1996)
- Cartoon: no caption (1996)
- Cartoon: "I think it's time you had that little talk with Billy." (1997)
- Cartoon: "Yes, I know it's wheelchair accessible, but I still don't think we should go in." (1997)
- Cartoon: "Thank you very much. Next!" (1997)
- Cartoon: "God forgive us, Connely, what have we done?!" (1997)
- Cartoon: "Come back in a few weeks." (1997)
- Cartoon: "There are still some glitches in our heat-seeking missile project, General." (1998)
- Cartoon: "Today on Skippy — Dogs who chased their tails ... and caught them." (1998)
- Cartoon: "What cotton candy? That's fiberglass insulation." (1998)
- Cartoon: "Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?" (1998)
- Cartoon: "Good news for you skiers." (1999)
- Cartoon: no caption (2000)
- Cartoon: "The heart transplant has been approved by your HMO, Mr. Nevins, with some minor stipulations." (2000)
- Cartoon: "Acme Landscaping Service" (2001)
- Cartoon: no caption (2001)
- Cartoon: no caption (2002)
- Cartoon: "Who's the babe?" (2002)
- Cartoon: "She's being audited by the IRS and the FDA." (2002)
- Cartoon: "Yellow brick road rage." (2002)
- Cartoon: "To a successful merger." (2002)
- Cartoon: "The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it." (2002)
- Cartoon: no caption (2002)
- Cartoon: "He just found out his HMO would pay for the new heart." (2003)
- Cartoon: no caption (2003)
- Cartoon: "Wow! This beach is so life-like." (2003)
- Cartoon: "My girlfriend dumped me for some guy without hydrogenated oils." (2003)
- Cartoon: "At some point his theory becomes so abstract it can only be conveyed using interpretive dance." (2003)
- Cartoon: no caption (2003)
- Cartoon: "Look, Zabb, they even come with cooking instructions." (2003)
- Cartoon: "Last panel of experts for 500 miles." (2003)
- Cartoon: "One minute I'm fanning my plumage, and the next thing I know I'm a registered sex offender." (2003)
- Cartoon: "Wait a minute! You're not the FedEx man!" (2004)
- Cartoon: "I want to understand a lot, but not so much that I realize how little I actually know." (2004)
- Cartoon: "See, Billy! There isn't a biology student in your closet." (2004)
- Cartoon: "We can't smoke on our planet." (2004)
- Cartoon: "It's okay, I think he's just protective about his intellectual property." (2004)
- Cartoon: "Is it true what the others say about me being adopted?" (2005)
- Cartoon: "Did you have to fire me with my own robot, sir?" (2005)
- Cartoon: "Hello, Dad? You were right about the real world. I want to come home!" (2005)
- Cartoon: "It says, "Turn back NOW! Your funding ran out." (2005)
- Cartoon: "Day 63: Starting to regret being accepted by the gorillas." (2005)
- Cartoon: "That's strange. I thought I would bark like crazy when I got up here." (2005)
- Cartoon: "Get the stuff off and we'll take the whole thing." (2005)
- Cartoon: "Thank you for staying with us, and please fill out this questionnaire at your convenience." (2005)
- Cartoon: "Memo to self: quit writing memos to self." (2005)
- Cartoon: no caption (2005)
- Cartoon: "Sorry, but no potential weapons are allowed." (2005)
- Cartoon: "One small step for man ... and one more ... and again ..." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Son, there's something I need to tell you about." (2006)
- Cartoon: "I always thought those math problems he gave us were way too hard." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Pompeii Elementary Science Fair" (2006)
- Cartoon: "Jack & Jill & Attorney" (2006)
- Cartoon: "Please don't fund the bears." (2006)
- Cartoon: "It's imperative that we have a closed casket service." (2006)
- Cartoon: "My client is a zombie, Mr. Davis. He's not intimidated by threats of mind-numbing protracted litigation." (2006)
- Cartoon: "I'm not sure about this new missile launch system." (2006)
- Cartoon: "And please give me the strength to accept the asterisk and the wisdom to understand what it connotes." (2006)
- Cartoon: "I want to take the magic out of our marriage." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Not a word of this to anyone." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Revenge isn't the answer, Grandma." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Don't worry, Gretel. We can follow the subscription cards from this magazine back home" (2007)
- Cartoon: "Hitech Cyrogenics" (2007)
- Cartoon: no caption (2007)
- Cartoon: "That's right, and you'll keep getting that déjà vu feeling until I win first prize at this science fair" (2007)
- Cartoon: "You should have called me sooner." (2007)
- Cartoon: no caption (2007)
- Cartoon: "He doesn't seem frightened like the others" (2007)
- Cartoon: "Sorry, officer, but I just wanted a speeding ticket once in my life" (2007)
- Cartoon: "I would contact them if they didn't seem so needy" (2007)
- Cartoon: "Dear Mr. Bigfoot, I read your ad in the personals and I think we might be compatible." (2007)
- Cartoon: "I wasn't impressed until I found out his initial investment was only a penny per unit." (2007)
- Cartoon: "My ice caps are melting!" (2007)
- Cartoon: "Brains! Brains!" (2008)
- Cartoon: "This isn't what I expected when I was floating toward the light." (2008)
- Cartoon: "Tell me what it was like before the Microsoft Mutiny, Dad." (2008)
- Cartoon: "You're just lucky I'm being abducted by aliens, pal!" (2008)
- Cartoon: "Hi, I'm Bzzzzlt Zmmloog. You paged me." (2008)
- Cartoon: "I'm your date from eHarmony." (2008)
- Cartoon: "I wanted to show you the amount of paperwork you'll miss by dying early." (2008)
- Cartoon: "I'm the bluebird of happiness, but I'm also qualified to prescribe drugs." (2008)
- Cartoon: Science Fair (2008)
- Cartoon: "It looks like our time is up." (2008)
- Cartoon: "I think I speak for all of us when I say Interpretive Danceman has to go." (2009)
- Cartoon: "Professor Davis was well into his presentation on string theory when it happened." (2009)
- Cartoon: "Are you sure I'm the father!" (2009)
- Cartoon: "One small step for man. One great story for my blog." (2009)
- Cartoon: "Have we crashed yet?" (2009)
- Cartoon: INVASION of the IDENTITY SNATCHERS (2009)
- Cartoon: "I Think You Have a case" (2009)
- Cartoon: "As part of my recovery I have to apologize for what I did to your crops." (2009)
- Cartoon: "My monster came out of the closet." (2009)
- Cartoon: "I don't understand it, sir, the computers have only been down for an hour." (2010)
- Cartoon: "I object, Your Honor. Counsel is reprogramming the witness." (2010)
- Cartoon: "Precedents, Your Honor! What precedents?" (2010)
- Cartoon: "Let's talk about your motherboard!" (2010)
- Cartoon: "Needless to say, the field trip program was immediately discontinued." (2010)
- Cartoon: "The time machine works. Now I have to plug it in and go right back." (2010)
- Cartoon: "I think the whole Moon jump was faked." (2010)
- Cartoon: "If I'm not mistaken, he's saying, 'Read my blog, you idots!'" (2010)
- Cartoon: "That's Funny. I'm sure I heard the doorbell." (2010)
- Cartoon: "It's me, Mr. Tucker, your accountant. This is an intervention." (2011)
- Cartoon: "Plane, train, or time?" (2011)
- Cartoon: "Cutbacks" (2011)
- Cartoon: "I'm a little concerned about your lower GI tract." (2011)
- Cartoon: no caption (2011)
- Cartoon: Pandora's Cubicle (2012)
- Cartoon: "Bleeding Heart Aliens" (2012)
- Cartoon: "I'm drawn to tragic women. That's why I dated Pandora." (2013)
- Cartoon: "You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore?" (2013)
- Cartoon: "Genetic research has taken the fun out of this." (2013)
- Cartoon: "That's not all, General! At the current trajectory, we're headed directly for a black hole!" (2013)
- Cartoon: "My first wish is to have you Classified." (2013)
- Cartoon: "What are the odds of us meeting this way?" (2013)
- Cartoon: "It's not you, Stewart, it's me." (2013)
- Cartoon: no caption (Holy Grail theme) (2013)
- Cartoon: "The brick wall at the end of the street, and step on it." (2014)
- Cartoon: "You will die unexpectedly in an inexplicable accident." (2014)
- Cartoon: no caption (saucer at fast food drive-up) (2014)
- Cartoon: "Houston, I have a problem." (2014)
- Cartoon: "I think they're lying about the grant extension, Hank." (2014)
- Cartoon: "There I am at fantasy camp." (2014)
- Cartoon: "My daughter wants to bring it in." (2014)
- Cartoon: "Maybe virtual piñata wasn't such a good idea." (2014)
- Cartoon: "When you erase my memory, could you include my awkward adolescent years?" (2014)
- Cartoon: "You're in luck, something just opened up." (2014)
- Cartoon: "No one will ever believe us. Let's just say they ran away." (2014)
- Cartoon: "The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder." (2014)
- Cartoon: "Garden of Eden: Director's Cut" (2015)
- Cartoon: "I now show you this vacuum cleaner and ask if you've seen it before." (2015)
- Cartoon: "But wait, there's more!" (2015)
- Cartoon: "Get a Room!" (2015)
- Cartoon: "Sand? Really?" (2015)
- Cartoon: "Let's stay calm and try to turn this thing back around" (2015)
- Cartoon: "I'm Hygenia, The Good Witch of the North." (2015)
- Cartoon: "It's a drone." (2016)
- Cartoon: "This is pretty much how I imagined it." (2016)
- Cartoon: "We haven't even thawed him out and he's already getting credit card offers" (2016)
- Cartoon: "This is so awkward! I never should have had that fling with the Tooth Fairy" (2016)
- Cartoon: "I think I'm going to erase my own memory after this one." (2016)
- Cartoon: no caption (2016)
- Cartoon: "I know diversity is the big trend in business, Gorman, but I'm going another way." (2016)
- Cartoon: no caption (2016)
- Cartoon: "I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank." (2016)
- Cartoon: "I told you the fist bump was a bad idea!" (2016)
- Cartoon: "This is it? I just assumed you'd have advanced technology to share." (2016)
- Cartoon: "All you said was that you wanted to live in a gated community" (2017)
- Cartoon: "I'll come for you tomorrow sometime between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM." (2017)
- Cartoon: "If the Earth had been more tolerant, the planet Lactose would not have invaded." (2017)
- Cartoon: "I have superior intelligence, but you should see the size of my student loans" (2017)
- Cartoon: "Am I getting warmer?" (2017)
- Cartoon: "It turns back into a Frisbee at midnight." (2017)
- Cartoon: "People in the North Country Didn't Know What to Make of Narcissus" (2018)
- Cartoon: "3 tries $4.00" (2018)
- Cartoon: "Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead." (2018)
- Cartoon: "Watch Your Own Funeral" (2018)
- Cartoon: "I Received a Second Message..." (2018)
- Cartoon: "I Can't Make the Connection." (2019)
- Cartoon: Ask the Author Where He Gets His Ideas (2019)
- CARTOON: "I Want to Start Abducting Other Ppeople." (2019)
- CARTOON: "Well, if it Isn't Mr. Popular." (2019)
- Cartoon: "Day 39" (2020)
- Cartoon: "Hi, Grandma" (2020)
- Cartoon: "You had me at ARRRRG" (2020)
- Cartoon: Vlad's Body Piercing (2020)
- Cartoon: "Reaper and Dog" (2020)
- Cartoon: "I'm having trouble summoning your late mother." (2020)
- Cartoon: Children of the Spinach (2020)
- Cartoon (pg 160 - F&SF, March/April 2021) (2021)
- Cartoon (pg 92 - F&SF, March/April 2021) (2021)
- Cartoon: "He's finished with the mating dance and now he's joined by his attorney for the prenup dance." (2022)
- Cartoon: "Look! He's nothing like he presents himself on social media." (2022)
- Cartoon: Studio 51 (2022)
- Cartoon: "Sorry, I must have crawled into your vape pen when I came home drunk last night." (2022)
- Cartoon: "This is me." (2022)
- Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, May/June 2022) (2022)
- Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, September/October 2022) (2022)
- Cartoon: "You might want to check the expiration date on that milk, Sleeping Beauty." (2022)
- Cartoon: Children of the Popcorn (2022)
- Cartoon: Atlas at Home (2023)
- Cartoon: Quicksandman (2023)
- Cartoon: "Don't mind the music. Sometimes I pick up radio stations." (2023)
- Cartoon: "Don't request any soul music." (2023)
- Cartoon: "Welcome, Bill. There's someone I want you to meet." (2023)
- Cartoon: "This one is called 'Sculpting Medusa.'" (2023)
- Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, May/June 2023) (2023)
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