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• Introduction (Rare Unsigned Copy) • short fiction by Simon Petrie [as by Über-Professor Arrrrarrrgghl Schlurmpftxpftpfl]
• The Day of the Carrot • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Fomalhaut 451 • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Bodysurfing • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Three-Horned Dilemma • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Downdraft • [Rousseau] • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Podcast • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Three-Hundred-and-Twenty-Seventh Contact, and Rising • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• Talking with Taniwha • [Rousseau] • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Undergrad • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Bookseller • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Q-Ray • short story by Simon Petrie
• Surrogacy • short story by Simon Petrie
• Dragonsick • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Scuttle • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Tsiligup • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Murder on the Zenith Express • [Gordon Mamon Space Elevator Mysteries] • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Guy Walks Into a Bar ... (Theme and Variations) • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Single Handed • [Gordon Mamon Space Elevator Mysteries] • (2009) • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• Niche • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• The Fall Guy • [Gordon Mamon Space Elevator Mysteries] • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Reverse-Phase Astrology as a Predictive Tool for Observational Astronomy • (1997) • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• Sixes, Sevens • short story by Simon Petrie
• Horse of Wood • short story by Simon Petrie
• Jack Makes a Sale • short story by Simon Petrie
• To Arms • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Ballad of P'toresk • short story by Simon Petrie
• Running Lizard • short story by Simon Petrie
• Highway Patroller • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Lacerta pynbawii • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Hare Redux • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Scratched • non-genre • short story by Simon Petrie
• Critical • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Haystacks, Needles, Large Extinct Marine Reptiles • short story by Simon Petrie
• MRE • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Redactio ad absurdam • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Elder • (2007) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Trajectory • short story by Simon Petrie
• DragonBlog • short story by Simon Petrie (variant of Dragonblog 2008)
• Working Girl • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Mole of Stars • short story by Simon Petrie