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• 1 • Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects 2) • [Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects)] • (2013) • essay by Alex Shvartsman
• 3 • The MSG Golem • (2013) • novelette by Ken Liu
• 16 •  The MSG Golem • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 25 • Service Charge • (2013) • short fiction by Esther M. Friesner
• 35 •  Service Charge • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 43 • Item Not as Described • (2013) • short story by J. W. Alden
• 53 • Stranger vs. The Malevolent Malignancy • (2013) • short fiction by Jim C. Hines
• 59 •  Stranger vs. The Malevolent Malignancy • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 73 • How to Feed Your Pyrokinetic Toddler • (2013) • short fiction by Fran Wilde
• 77 • A Stiff Bargain • (2013) • short story by Matt Mikalatos
• 86 •  A Stiff Bargain • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 93 • The Girl with the Dagon Tattoo • (2013) • short fiction by Josh Vogt
• 97 • Improved Cubicle Door • (2013) • short fiction by M. C. A. Hogarth
• 119 • On Safari • (2010) • short story by Mike Resnick
• 134 •  On Safari • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 141 • How You Ruined Everything • (2013) • short story by Konstantine Paradias
• 151 • Insider Information • (2013) • short fiction by Jody Lynn Nye
• 162 •  Insider Information • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 169 • The Haunted Blender • (2013) • short fiction by K. G. Jewell
• 179 • The Retgun • (2013) • short story by Tim Pratt
• 183 •  The Retgun • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 199 • The Diplomat's Holiday • (2013) • short fiction by Heather Lindsley
• 205 • Congratulations on Your Apotheosis • (2013) • short fiction by Michelle Ann King
• 219 • One Thing Leads to Your Mother • (2013) • short story by Desmond Warzel
• 231 • Class Action Orc • (2013) • short fiction by James Beamon
• 241 •  Class Action Orc • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 247 • The Wiggy Turpin Affair • (2013) • short fiction by Wade Albert White
• 267 • Hannibal's Elephants • (1988) • novelette by Robert Silverberg
• 283 •  Hannibal's Elephants • (2013) • interior artwork by Barry Munden