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• 4 • Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich • poem by Adam Rex
• 8 • The Creature from the Black Lagoon Doesn't Wait an Hour Before Swimming • poem by Adam Rex
• 9 • The Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "It's a Small World" Out of His Head w/Buffalo Mozzarella • short fiction by Adam Rex
• 10 • The Middlewich Witch-Watchers Club, a Club Sandwich Which Watches Witches • poem by Adam Rex
• 11 • An Open Letter from Wolfman's Best Friend • poem by Adam Rex
• 14 •  The Invisible Man Gets a Haircut • interior artwork by Adam Rex
• 16 • The Phantom of the Opera Still Can't Get "It's a Small World" Out of His Head w/a White Wine Vinegarette • poem by Adam Rex
• 17 • Count Dracula Doesn't Know He's Been Walking Around All Night with Spinach in His Teeth • poem by Adam Rex
• 18 • The Mummy Won't Go To His Eternal Rest Without a Story and Some Cookies • poem by Adam Rex
• 20 • The Yeti Doesn't Appreciate Being Called Bigfoot • poem by Adam Rex
• 21 • If the Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "Pop Goes the Weasel" Out of His Head, He's Going to Freak Out • poem by Adam Rex
• 22 • The Lunchsack of Notre Dame • poem by Adam Rex
• 24 • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Henderson's Five-Alarm Club • poem by Adam Rex
• 28 • Zombie, Zombie: Mahi Mahi, Market Rates • poem by Adam Rex
• 32 • Now the Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "The Girl from Ipanema" Out of His Head w/a Peppercorn Coulu • short fiction by Adam Rex
• 33 • The Dentist • poem by Adam Rex
• 37 • The Phantom of the Opera Is Considering Giving Up Music and Doing His Haunting Somewhere Else • poem by Adam Rex
• 38 • Bigfoot Can't Believe You Called Him Yeti Just Now • poem by Adam Rex
• 39 • Godzilla Pooped on My Honda, an Asian Delight! • poem by Adam Rex