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• 3 •  The Scared Ghost • interior artwork by Chris Harrendence
• 5 • Foreword (Rhysop's Fables) • (2012) • essay by Rhys Hughes
• 7 • Rhysop's Fables • (2012) • collection by Rhys Hughes
• 7 • Polishing Off the Boss • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 7 • Salad Days • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 8 • Nothing to Crow About • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 9 • The Caravan • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 9 • Something Fishy • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 10 • Bending the Knee • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 11 • Bathtime for Moons • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 11 • An Horrific Outcome • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 12 • Circuit Training • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 12 • A Wobbly Dispute • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 13 • Telling the Tellers • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 14 • The Hippy Beach • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 15 • Net Profit • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 16 • The Wheels of Chance • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 17 • Bandit and the Bridge • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 18 • Holiday Sun • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 18 • The Condemned Man • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 19 • Not a Patch • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 20 • The Tea and the Cake • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 20 • Drinking Partners • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 21 • Sweet Talk • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 21 • The Robot Tailor • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 22 • The Clockwork Dragon • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 23 • A Pair of Surfers • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 24 • The Giant Walking Skeleton • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 24 • The Addict • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 25 • A Lot of Bottle • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 26 • A Spiky Election • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 27 • The Brain of Möbius • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 27 • Jam on an Aardvark's Nose • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 28 • Missed Opportunity • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 29 • Don't Shoot the Messenger • (2011) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 30 • The Skint Skunk • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 31 • The Shortest Month • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 32 • Above His Station • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 33 • The Rook and the Jackdaw • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 34 • The Tweed Jacket • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 34 • Recursion • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 35 • The Librarian • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 37 • Trunks • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 38 • Silly Goose • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 38 • The Rock Pool • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 39 • The Windmill • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 39 • The Ice Harlot • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 40 • Two Chives • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 41 • The Fable with a Moral Longer Than Its Text • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 42 • Get Your Insults Right! • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 43 • Lump in the Throat • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 44 • Metropolis • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 44 • The Tarnished Rule • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 45 • Looking Up • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 46 • Short Break • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 48 • The Fountain Pen • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 49 • The Stone Dog • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 50 • Appearance of the Realm • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 51 • Too Many Characters • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 52 • A Quick Drink • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 52 • The Hashish Pipe • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 53 • Two Buddhists • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 54 • The Improbable Velocipede • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 55 • A Town Named Déjà • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 56 • The Sea Serpent and the Rowing Boat • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 57 • The Apprentice • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 58 • The Itchy Planet • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 59 • Cold Teddy • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 60 • The Hot Geyseroo • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 62 • Playground Fight • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 63 • The Lost Fable • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 64 • Cloudcuckooland • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 65 • Verne Your Keep • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 66 • The Scared Ghost • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 67 • Abundance of Roots • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 68 • Seeker After Wisdom • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 69 • The Emergency Aardvark • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 70 • The Martian Coracles • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 70 • Might Be Triple • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 72 • Banana Drama • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 73 • Ghost in the Machine • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 73 • The Earwig's Wish • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 75 • The Motherlode • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 75 • Setting Off Again • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 76 • The Condensation Republic • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 77 • Feeling Blue • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 78 • The Lucky Black Cat • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 79 • Diplomatic Immunity • (2011) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 80 • The Walnut Whip • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 81 • In a Flap • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 81 • Skeleton of Contention • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 82 • Turning the Other Cheek • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 83 • The Astral Doggers • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 84 • The Weather Station • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 85 • An Epic Realisation • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 85 • The Training Coach • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 86 • Goose Writing Advice • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 87 • The Glove • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 88 • Educated Shapes • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 89 • Green Soup • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 90 • Undermining Authority • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 91 • The Rabbit in the Bakery • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 91 • The Busty Whore • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 92 • The Highly Qualified Nose • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 93 • All Anyone Can Ask • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 93 • The Cossack • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 94 • A Smashing Excuse • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 94 • Chapped Lips • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 95 • The Spice Rack • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 96 • The Dragonfly • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 97 • Tonguewaggle Chipchop • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 97 • Midnight in the Morning • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 99 • The One Hundred and Tenth Fable • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 99 • Acting the Goat • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 100 • Vampires! • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 101 • Acting the Ghost • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 102 • More Vampires! • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 102 • Middle of the Road • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 104 • The Warlord • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 105 • The Same Boat • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 106 • The Snob • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 107 • A Close Brush • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 108 • Trying It On • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 109 • Table Talk • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 110 • The International Punfest • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 111 • A Linear Adventure • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 112 • The Midair Meeting • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 113 • Throwing a Meringue • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 114 • The Equator's Mistake • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 115 • The Bed's Error • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 115 • The Disappointing Mermaid • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 116 • Rhino Cop • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 117 • The Hippocratic Oath • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 117 • Can't Think of a Title • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 118 • Poor Visibility • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 119 • The Generous Breasts • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 119 • The New Knight • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 120 • The Natural Spectacle • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 121 • On the Shelf • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 121 • The Famous Alexander • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 121 • Boulder Croquet • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 122 • Antimatter Pasta • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 123 • The Politico and the Polyp • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 124 • King of the Liars • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 124 • The Popular Garden Plant • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 125 • Homeopathic Curses • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 126 • Poor Plato • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 126 • The Sea Trials • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 127 • Holding Up the River • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 128 • The Allotment • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 129 • The Castaway Cook • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 130 • Down the Shops • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 131 • The Flying Fish • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 132 •  Cold Teddy • interior artwork by Chris Harrendence
• 132 •  The Sea Serpent and the Rowing Boat • interior artwork by Chris Harrendence
• 133 • The Parable of the Homeless Fable • [Thornton Excelsior] • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 141 • Rhysop's Return: 57 Varieties of Daftness • (2012) • collection by Rhys Hughes
• 141 • Duck in Disguise • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 142 • The Bomb Scare • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 143 • The Fruity Alcoholic Beverage • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 145 • The Magical Eye • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 146 • The Cough • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 147 • The Beans • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 148 • A Lot on His Platypus • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 149 • An Angry Condiment • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 150 • The Short Sentence • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 151 • The Unforgiving Terrain • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 152 • The Slobbery Kiss • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 153 • Brassed Off • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 154 • The Thirteenth Fable • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 155 • Sentient Hot-Air Jellyfish Balloon! • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 156 • Baddie Twoshoes • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 157 • Two Lettuces • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 158 • Seeing a Genius • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 160 • Cumquats • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 161 • Sleepy Uprising • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 161 • The Plumber • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 163 • Cloud Disco • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 164 • The Tree and the Beaver • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 165 • The Seven Cs of Cccccccrhye • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 166 • The Caveman • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 167 • The Sultana • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 168 • The Bathtub • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 169 • When the Pot Called • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 170 • Me Marzipan, You Janus • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 171 • Many a Slipper • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 172 • A Donkey's Head • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 173 • Photo Opportunity • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 174 • Forms of Transport • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 175 • The Circular Barrier • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 176 • A Bear Called Ted • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 177 • The Game Show • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 178 • Fox in Socks • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 180 • Lemon Jelly Hospital • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 181 • A Case of Arson • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 182 • The Height of Everest • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 183 • The Sandcastle • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 184 • The Vegan Vegans • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 185 • The Cinema Show • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 187 • The Rough Estimate • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 188 • Outremer • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 189 • A Glass of Wine • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 189 • Rhysop's Fables • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 191 • When It Lightly Rained • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 192 • Reversing the Polarity • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 193 • Flamingo Syndrome • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 194 • The Radioactive Lord • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 195 • The Ravenous Crow • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 197 • Three Houses • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 198 • The Camping Expedition • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 199 • Categories of Love • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 200 • Theaker Peculiar • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 202 • Ship of Ghouls • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 203 • Soup of Fools • (2012) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 205 • Afterword (Rhysop's Fables) • (2012) • essay by Rhys Hughes