Fiction and Essays (view Full Listing)

• 1 • Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects 4) • [Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects)] • essay by Alex Shvartsman
• 3 • We Can Get Them for You Wholesale • (1984) • short story by Neil Gaiman
• 15 • The Time-Traveling Ghost Machine of Professor Jaime Pelligrosa • short story by Andrew Kaye
• 27 • Please Approve the Dissertation Research of Angtor • short story by Caroline M. Yoachim
• 35 • Match Game • short story by Esther M. Friesner [as by Esther Friesner]
• 51 • The Transformation of Prince Humphrey • short story by Brent C. Smith
• 55 • In the End, You Get Clarity • short story by Laura Pearlman
• 67 • Project Disaster • short story by Tim Pratt
• 75 • Hello Hotel • short story by Piers Anthony
• 91 • Bob's No-Kill Monster Shelter • short story by Ian Creasey
• 103 • Board Meeting Minutes • short story by Oliver Buckram
• 107 • Armed for You • short story by Anaea Lay
• 119 • The Unfortunate Problem of Grandmother's Head • short story by Karen Haber
• 137 • My Mother Loves Her Robot More Than Me and I Feel Bad • short story by Eric Kaplan
• 145 • The Worm that Turned • novelette by Jody Lynn Nye
• 169 • Department of Death Predictions, Final Notice • short story by Tina Gower
• 173 • Champions of Breakfast • short story by Zach Shepard
• 191 • Keeping Ahead • short story by Mike Resnick
• 211 • So You've Metamorphosed Into a Giant Insect. Now What? • short story by James Aquilone
• 215 • Confessions of an Interplanetary Art Fraud • short story by Michael J. Martinez
• 227 • Texts from My Mother About the Alien Invasion • short story by Tina Connolly
• 233 • Support Your Local Alien • novelette by Gini Koch
• 265 • Conversation Topics to Avoid on a First Date with Yourself • short story by Jonathan Ems
• 273 • The Monkey Treatment • (1983) • novelette by George R. R. Martin