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• Product Warning • short fiction by Simon Petrie [as by uncredited]
• Introduction (80,000 Totally Secure Passwords That No Hacker Would Ever Guess) • short fiction by Simon Petrie [as by Über-Professor Arrrrarrrgghl Schlurmpftxpftpfl]
• Jack Makes a Sale • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• All the Colours of the Tomato • (2016) • novella by Simon Petrie
• Working Girl • (2008) • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Fridge Whisperer • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Running Lizard • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• You Said 'Two of Each', Right? • (2011) • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Speed of Heavy • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Talking with Taniwha • [Rousseau] • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Half the Man • (2014) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Tremble, Quivering Mortals, at My Resplendent Tentacularity • (2016) • poem by Simon Petrie
• The Assault Goes Ever On • (2014) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Dark Rendezvous • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Podcast • (2009) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Day of the Carrot • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• Latency • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie
• At the Dark Matter Zoo • (2014) • poem by Simon Petrie
• Suckers for Love • (2013) • short story by Simon Petrie
• The Thirty-First Element • short story by Simon Petrie
• Against the Flow • short story by Simon Petrie
• Reverse-Phase Astrology as a Predictive Tool for Observational Astronomy • (1997) • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• DragonBlog • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie (variant of Dragonblog 2008)
• Niche • (2010) • short fiction by Simon Petrie
• November 31st Is World Peace Day • (2017) • novelette by Simon Petrie
• Mole of Stars • (2010) • short story by Simon Petrie