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• Introduction (Don't Try This at Home) • (2015) • essay by David Langford
• Introduction addendum (Don't Try This at Home) • essay by David Langford
• First Contact: Another Introduction • (1995) • essay by David Langford
• My First Ever Report: Mancon 5 (Eastercon), Manchester, Easter 1976 • (1976) • essay by David Langford
• Cosmic Harmonee at Novacon: Novacon 6, Birmingham, November 1976 • (1976) • essay by David Langford
• Easter '77: A Novacon Action Replay: Eastercon '77, Coventry, Easter 1977 • (1977) • essay by David Langford
• What Has Fourteen Protons and Lives in Newcastle? Silicon 3, Newcastle, August 1978 • (1978) • essay by David Langford
• Group Dynamics of Conventional Assemblies: Silicon 4, Newcastle, August 1980 • (1981) • essay by David Langford
• The Novacon Records: Novacon 11, Birmingham, November 1981 • (1982) • essay by David Langford
• Back in the Jug Agane: Oxcon (Unicon), Oxford, August 1984 • (1984) • essay by David Langford
• Mexicon Jigsaw: Mexicon 2, Birmingham, February 1986 • (1986) • essay by David Langford
• Strange Vibrations: Conspiracy '87 (Worldcon), Brighton, August 1987 • (1987) • essay by David Langford
• Microcon: "The Absolute Con": Microcon, Exeter, February 1988 • (1988) • essay by David Langford
• Follies of '88: Various, 1988 • (1988) • essay by David Langford
• Contrivance Memories: Contrivance (Eastercon), Jersey, Easter 1989 • (1989) • essay by David Langford
• Several Days In May Including Mexicon 3, Nottingham, May 1989 • (1989) • essay by David Langford
• The Charity Con: Compute for Charity, Hull, July 1990 • (1991) • essay by David Langford
• Conquassation: Various, 1991 • (1993) • essay by David Langford
• Boskone Postcards: Boskone 29, Springfield, Massachusetts, February 1992 • (2015) • essay by David Langford (variant of Boskone 29: USA Postcards 1992)
• The Illuminoids: Illumination (Eastercon), Blackpool, Easter 1992 • (2015) • essay by David Langford (variant of The Illuminoids 1992)
• Di Ex Machinis: Mexicon 5, Scarborough, May 1993 • (1993) • essay by David Langford
• The Scottish Convention: Intersection (Worldcon), Glasgow, August 1995 • (2015) • essay by David Langford (variant of The Scottish Convention 1995)
• Swan Song: UK Year of Literature and Writing, Swansea, December 1995 • (1996) • essay by David Langford
• Six Day Warp: Intervention (Eastercon), Liverpool, Easter 1997 • (1997) • essay by David Langford
• Things to Do in Docklands When You're Dead: World Fantasy Convention: London, October-November 1997 • (1998) • essay by David Langford
• Minicon Diary: Minicon 33, Minneapolis, Easter 1998 • (2000) • essay by David Langford
• Pratchettcon: Discworld Convention 2, Liverpool, September 1998 • (1999) • essay by David Langford
• Dreamtime Guilt: Aussiecon 3 (Worldcon), Melbourne, September 1999 • (2008) • essay by David Langford
• Langford Meets Swamp Thing: Tropicon/Fanhistoricon, Florida, November 2000 • (2002) • essay by David Langford (variant of Langford Meets Swamp Thing: Dave Langford at Tropicon/Fanhistoricon 2000)
•  Cartoon: "This year, in honor of the new millennium ..." • (2002) • interior artwork by Adam-Troy Castro
• Another Convention Diary: Torcon 3 (Worldcon), Toronto, 2003 • (2004) • essay by David Langford
• I Was a Dunnikin-Diver: Discworld Convention IV, Hinckley, Leicestershire, August 2004 • (2004) • essay by David Langford
• Potterdammerung: Sectus (Harry Potter), London, July 2007 • (2007) • essay by David Langford
• Moose in Darkest Berks: Plokta.con 4.0, May 2009 • (2009) • essay by David Langford
• Glimpses of Loncon: Loncon 3 (Worldcon), London, August 2014 • (2015) • essay by David Langford (variant of Glimpses of Loncon 2014)