Note: First published as a chapbook.

Synopsis: Muzak knew about zombies – he'd seen them on the streets, doing the menial jobs they'd been created for, jobs no living person wanted to do. He just never expected to find himself shuffling along as one of the walking dead, anti-freeze coursing through his veins. To be honest, he'd had higher expectations of the after-life – at the very least, a better wardrobe.